CHRISTMAS JOKES

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

How do you know when there is a
snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What's the best thing to put into
a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !

What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night!

What's the best thing to give your friends
for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!

What's red and white and red and white and
red and white?
Santa rolling down a hill!